Insane.

I’m sittin’ around with Snoop….and he has discovered what I’d like to call the Hick Network.  It’s actually CMT, but I’m calling it the Hick Network from now on. I’m not a country fan, so I don’t know that I have ever tuned into CMT…but we have become morbidly fascinated by “My Big Redneck Wedding.”  This is just other-worldly to me…and I can’t stop watching.  The bride just gave the groom a giant ass fish bait thing for his wedding gift, and he gave her an ugly ass doormat that says “Wipe your paws.”  For real?  You guys have got to watch this show…here’s a little teaser:

But the best part of all, so far, is the preview we saw for “Mobile Home Disasters.” I can’t wait.

OMG…it’s a Redneck Wedding marathon. This new couple is having mud wrestling in blow up pools, mattress surfing, and the groom is getting his jacket at the Farm Supply store. Ooooh…and he’s got a bumper sticker that says “Hog hunters do it better in the bush.”

This might be the greatest night of my life.