Weekend alone, part 1

So far, in my time alone I have:

  • folded and hung up tons of laundry
  • eaten a McDonald’s salad
  • pet my cats
  • talked to the kids on the phone
  • enjoyed 4 beers
  • took care of my kids’ webkinz
  • watched HGTV
  • texted with friends who actually have a life
  • pet the cats again
  • tortured myself with sad music on youtube
  • bored my BFFLMNOP to death on the phone
  • got mad at myself for not doing anything fun
  • got angrier with myself for not even knowing what fun is
  • looked at the possible movies to watch on demand
  • got annoyed with myself for sitting on my ass
  • 25 sit ups
  • pet the cats again
  • opened another beer
  • ate a cadbury cream egg
  • read a few blogs
  • typed this blog

Seriously…I fuckin’ suck.  This has got to get better.  The vicadin in my kitchen is looking more and more appealing.

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One Response

  1. You took care of the Webkinz?! Gah, I SUCK as a mother – Eldest’s Webkinz pet died 6 months ago, I think, due to lack of water and food.
    Reason #1 why we don’t have a real animal in the Trenches.

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