Words I love
- leiderhosen
- kankles
- quizzical
- phenomenal
- fart
- raunchy
- turd
- superfluous
- knickerbockers
Words I loath:
- puce
- quaint
- queef
- preggo
- pooter
- colon
- moist
- stipulation
- status-quo
- high-horse
TV I love
- The Soup
- Best Week Ever
- I love Money
- Weeds
- House Hunters
- L Word
- Private Sessions
- John & Kate
TV that makes me want to slit my wrists:
- Anything with Flava Flav
- Ditto New York
- Project Runway (never watched it but know I’d hate it)
- Gray’s Anatomy
- Professional Wrestling
- The Hills
- My Super Sweet 16
- Larry King
Great dog names
- Duke
- Sadie
- Alice 🙂
- Molson
- Frank
- Lucy
Annoying kid names (no offense to any readers if they chose these…just a personal preference people!)
- Madison
- Riley
- Kaleigh
- Bryce
- Bruce
- Charles
- Ashley (for a boy)
Things I want to do before I die (or turn 40)
- Skydive
- Hike the Grand Canyon again (and appreciate it this time)
- Sleep with Adam Levine
- Take a weeklong vacation by myself
- Fit into my prom dress
- Assist in a major surgical procedure (like a lung transplant or limb amputation)
- Get my Ph.D.
Reasons I’m fat
- There are only 24 hours in a day
- I like my couch
- I like beer
- And wine
- I have no willpower when confronted with pretzels or desserts of any kind
- My treadmill is a structural support for a very intricate blanket fort at the moment.
- I lost my ipod
Things that make me anxious
- Being fat
- Being late
- Worrying about being late
- Traffic
- Deadlines at work
- Boog’s anxiety
- Choosing an outfit
- Chores
- Unstructured time
- Vacations
- Putting on a bathing suit
- Shopping
- Cash register beeps when I’m not sure if my paycheck has been deposited
- Not being able to fall asleep on a weeknight
Reasons for typing these lists:
- Ridiculous need to blog
- Lack of ability to put together sentences
- Refusal to admit it’s well-past bedtime
- Denial of impending work in my office
- I’m a little odd sometimes
- Hope that I will be inspired to create more interesting content
Reasons to stop making lists:
- Inspiration is clearly not hitting me
- Snoop is rapping Sir Mix-A-Lot and likely won’t stop until he gets the computer
- It’s way past bedtime
- Lists are really lame
- Staying up making lists past bedtime will likely lead to increased anxiety
- Which will then lead to incessant list making
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Amanda's Head 
I like big BUTTS and I can not lie….. wait I have the computer now, so I can stop busting a move. Word to yo mutha. I’m outta here bbooooooyyyyyyy!
I love your lists but you forgot perplexed as a great word! Thanks for including my Alice! but really who names a dog Alice? Oh and plenty is another horrible word who really wants to hear that you dont need anymore cheesecake you already had “plenty”