lists

Words I love

  • leiderhosen
  • kankles
  • quizzical
  • phenomenal
  • fart
  • raunchy
  • turd
  • superfluous
  • knickerbockers

Words I loath:

  • puce
  • quaint
  • queef
  • preggo
  • pooter
  • colon
  • moist
  • stipulation
  • status-quo
  • high-horse

TV I love

  • The Soup
  • Best Week Ever
  • I love Money
  • Weeds
  • House Hunters
  • L Word
  • Private Sessions
  • John & Kate

TV that makes me want to slit my wrists:

  • Anything with Flava Flav
  • Ditto New York
  • Project Runway (never watched it but know I’d hate it)
  • Gray’s Anatomy
  • Professional Wrestling
  • The Hills
  • My Super Sweet 16
  • Larry King

Great dog names

  • Duke
  • Sadie
  • Alice 🙂
  • Molson
  • Frank
  • Lucy

Annoying kid names (no offense to any readers if they chose these…just a personal preference people!)

  • Madison
  • Riley
  • Kaleigh
  • Bryce
  • Bruce
  • Charles
  • Ashley (for a boy)

Things I want to do before I die (or turn 40)

  • Skydive
  • Hike the Grand Canyon again (and appreciate it this time)
  • Sleep with Adam Levine
  • Take a weeklong vacation by myself
  • Fit into my prom dress
  • Assist in a major surgical procedure (like a lung transplant or limb amputation)
  • Get my Ph.D.

Reasons I’m fat

  • There are only 24 hours in a day
  • I like my couch
  • I like beer
  • And wine
  • I have no willpower when confronted with pretzels or desserts of any kind
  • My treadmill is a structural support for a very intricate blanket fort at the moment.
  • I lost my ipod

Things that make me anxious

  • Being fat
  • Being late
  • Worrying about being late
  • Traffic
  • Deadlines at work
  • Boog’s anxiety
  • Choosing an outfit
  • Chores
  • Unstructured time
  • Vacations
  • Putting on a bathing suit
  • Shopping
  • Cash register beeps when I’m not sure if my paycheck has been deposited
  • Not being able to fall asleep on a weeknight

Reasons for typing these lists:

  • Ridiculous need to blog
  • Lack of ability to put together sentences
  • Refusal to admit it’s well-past bedtime
  • Denial of impending work in my office
  • I’m a little odd sometimes
  • Hope that I will be inspired to create more interesting content

Reasons to stop making lists:

  • Inspiration is clearly not hitting me
  • Snoop is  rapping Sir Mix-A-Lot and likely won’t stop until he gets the computer
  • It’s way past bedtime
  • Lists are really lame
  • Staying up making lists past bedtime will likely lead to increased anxiety
  • Which will then lead to incessant list making
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2 Responses

  1. I like big BUTTS and I can not lie….. wait I have the computer now, so I can stop busting a move. Word to yo mutha. I’m outta here bbooooooyyyyyyy!

  2. I love your lists but you forgot perplexed as a great word! Thanks for including my Alice! but really who names a dog Alice? Oh and plenty is another horrible word who really wants to hear that you dont need anymore cheesecake you already had “plenty”

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